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An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan

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A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce

A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens

A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron

A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Di

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danz

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple

A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside

Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey

A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek

A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers

An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo

Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia

Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi

A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run

A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac

A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerle

A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sau

Poker, Faith, and Eggs

Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal Sys

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