episode | air date | countdown | title |
S12E16 | 2015-02-19 | | Of Course He's Dead - Part Two | |
S12E15 | 2015-02-19 | | Of Course He's Dead - Part One | |
S12E14 | 2015-02-12 | | Don't Give a Monkey a Gun | |
S12E13 | 2015-02-05 | | Boompa Loved His Hookers | |
S12E12 | 2015-01-29 | | A Beer-Battered Rip-Off | |
S12E11 | 2015-01-22 | | For Whom the Booty Calls | |
S12E10 | 2015-01-15 | | Here I Come, Pants! | |
S12E09 | 2015-01-08 | | Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey | |
S12E08 | 2014-12-18 | | Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey | |
S12E07 | 2014-12-11 | | Sex With an Animated Ed Asner | |
S12E06 | 2014-12-04 | | Alan Shot a Little Girl | |
S12E05 | 2014-11-27 | | Oontz Oontz Oontz | |
S12E04 | 2014-11-20 | | Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight | |
S12E03 | 2014-11-13 | | Glamping in a Yurt | |
S12E02 | 2014-11-06 | | A Chic Bar in Ibiza | |
S12E01 | 2014-10-30 | | The Ol’ Mexican Spinach | |
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S11E22 | 2014-05-08 | | Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead | |
S11E21 | 2014-05-01 | | Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot | |
S11E20 | 2014-04-24 | | Lotta Delis in Little Armenia | |
S11E19 | 2014-04-10 | | Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang | |
S11E18 | 2014-04-03 | | West Side Story | |
S11E17 | 2014-03-13 | | Welcome Home, Jake | |
S11E16 | 2014-03-06 | | How to Get Rid of Alan Harper | |
S11E15 | 2014-02-27 | | Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin | |
S11E14 | 2014-02-06 | | Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe | |
S11E13 | 2014-01-30 | | Bite Me, Supreme Court | |
S11E12 | 2014-01-09 | | Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. | |
S11E11 | 2014-01-02 | | Tazed In The Lady Nuts | |
S11E10 | 2013-12-12 | | On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! | |
S11E09 | 2013-12-05 | | Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer | |
S11E08 | 2013-11-21 | | Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room | |
S11E07 | 2013-11-14 | | Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie | |
S11E06 | 2013-11-07 | | Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants | |
S11E05 | 2013-10-24 | | Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 | |
S11E04 | 2013-10-17 | | Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank | |
S11E03 | 2013-10-10 | | This Unblessed Biscuit | |
S11E02 | 2013-10-03 | | I Think I Banged Lucille Ball | |
S11E01 | 2013-09-26 | | Nangnangnangnang | |
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S10E23 | 2013-05-09 | | Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped | |
S10E22 | 2013-05-02 | | My Bodacious Vidalia | |
S10E21 | 2013-04-25 | | Another Night With Neil Diamond | |
S10E20 | 2013-04-04 | | Bazinga! That's From A TV Show | |
S10E19 | 2013-03-14 | | Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon | |
S10E18 | 2013-03-07 | | The 9:04 From Pemberton | |
S10E17 | 2013-02-21 | | Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries | |
S10E16 | 2013-02-14 | | Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby | |
S10E15 | 2013-02-07 | | Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It | |
S10E14 | 2013-01-31 | | Run, Steven Staven! Run! | |
S10E13 | 2013-01-10 | | Grab A Feather And Get In Line | |
S10E12 | 2013-01-03 | | Welcome to Alancrest | |
S10E11 | 2012-12-13 | | Give Santa A Tail-Hole | |
S10E10 | 2012-12-06 | | One Nut Johnson | |
S10E09 | 2012-11-29 | | I Scream When I Pee | |
S10E08 | 2012-11-15 | | Something My Gynecologist Said | |
S10E07 | 2012-11-08 | | Avoid the Chinese Mustard | |
S10E06 | 2012-11-01 | | Ferrets, Attack! | |
S10E05 | 2012-10-25 | | That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam | |
S10E04 | 2012-10-18 | | You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For | |
S10E03 | 2012-10-11 | | Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt | |
S10E02 | 2012-10-04 | | A Big Bag of Dog | |
S10E01 | 2012-09-27 | | I Changed My Mind About the Milk | |
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S09E24 | 2012-05-14 | | Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! | |
S09E23 | 2012-05-07 | | The Straw In My Donut Hole | |
S09E22 | 2012-04-30 | | Why We Gave Up Women | |
S09E21 | 2012-04-16 | | Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' | |
S09E20 | 2012-04-09 | | Grandma's Pie | |
S09E19 | 2012-03-19 | | Palmdale, Ech | |
S09E18 | 2012-02-27 | | The War Against Gingivitis | |
S09E17 | 2012-02-20 | | Not In My Mouth | |
S09E16 | 2012-02-13 | | Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy | |
S09E15 | 2012-02-06 | | The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack | |
S09E14 | 2012-01-16 | | A Possum on Chemo | |
S09E13 | 2012-01-02 | | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion | |
S09E12 | 2011-12-12 | | One False Move, Zimbabwe! | |
S09E11 | 2011-12-05 | | What a Lovely Landing Strip | |
S09E10 | 2011-11-21 | | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes | |
S09E09 | 2011-11-14 | | Frodo’s Headshots | |
S09E08 | 2011-11-07 | | Thank You For The Intercourse | |
S09E07 | 2011-10-31 | | Those Fancy Japanese Toilets | |
S09E06 | 2011-10-24 | | The Squat and The Hover | |
S09E05 | 2011-10-17 | | A Giant Cat Holding a Churro | |
S09E04 | 2011-10-10 | | Nine Magic Fingers | |
S09E03 | 2011-10-03 | | Big Girls Don't Throw Food | |
S09E02 | 2011-09-26 | | People Who Love Peepholes (2) | |
S09E01 | 2011-09-19 | | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1) | |
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S08E16 | 2011-02-14 | | That Darn Priest | |
S08E15 | 2011-02-07 | | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak | |
S08E14 | 2011-01-17 | | Lookin' for Japanese Subs | |
S08E13 | 2011-01-03 | | Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup | |
S08E12 | 2010-12-13 | | Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead | |
S08E11 | 2010-12-06 | | Dead From The Waist Down | |
S08E10 | 2010-11-22 | | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop | |
S08E09 | 2010-11-15 | | A Good Time in Central Africa | |
S08E08 | 2010-11-08 | | Springtime On A Stick | |
S08E07 | 2010-11-01 | | The Crazy Bitch Gazette | |
S08E06 | 2010-10-25 | | Twanging Your Magic Clanger | |
S08E05 | 2010-10-18 | | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel | |
S08E04 | 2010-10-11 | | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers | |
S08E03 | 2010-10-04 | | A Pudding-Filled Cactus | |
S08E02 | 2010-09-27 | | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer | |
S08E01 | 2010-09-20 | | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud | |
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S07E22 | 2010-05-24 | | This Is Not Gonna End Well | |
S07E21 | 2010-05-17 | | Gumby with a Pokey | |
S07E20 | 2010-05-10 | | I Called Him Magoo | |
S07E19 | 2010-04-12 | | Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave | |
S07E18 | 2010-03-22 | | Ixnay on the Oggie Day | |
S07E17 | 2010-03-08 | | I Found Your Mustache | |
S07E16 | 2010-03-01 | | Tinkle Like a Princess | |
S07E15 | 2010-02-08 | | Aye, Aye, Captain | |
S07E14 | 2010-02-01 | | Crude and Uncalled For | |
S07E13 | 2010-01-18 | | Yay, No Polyps! | |
S07E12 | 2010-01-11 | | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste | |
S07E11 | 2009-12-14 | | Warning, It's Dirty | |
S07E10 | 2009-12-07 | | That's Why They Call It Ball Room | |
S07E09 | 2009-11-23 | | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | |
S07E08 | 2009-11-16 | | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | |
S07E07 | 2009-11-09 | | Untainted by Filth | |
S07E06 | 2009-11-02 | | Give Me Your Thumb | |
S07E05 | 2009-10-19 | | For the Sake of the Child | |
S07E04 | 2009-10-12 | | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | |
S07E03 | 2009-10-05 | | Mmm, fish. Yum. | |
S07E02 | 2009-09-28 | | Whipped Unto the Third Generation | |
S07E01 | 2009-09-21 | | 818-jklpuzo | |
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S06E24 | 2009-05-18 | | Baseball with Better Steroids | |
S06E23 | 2009-05-11 | | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth | |
S06E22 | 2009-05-04 | | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | |
S06E21 | 2009-04-27 | | Above Exalted Cyclops | |
S06E20 | 2009-04-13 | | Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau | |
S06E19 | 2009-03-30 | | The Two Finger Rule | |
S06E18 | 2009-03-16 | | My Son's Enormous Head | |
S06E17 | 2009-03-09 | | The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? | |
S06E16 | 2009-03-02 | | She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime | |
S06E15 | 2009-02-09 | | I'd Like to Start With the Cat | |
S06E14 | 2009-02-02 | | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie | |
S06E13 | 2009-01-19 | | I Think You Offended Don | |
S06E12 | 2009-01-12 | | Thank God for Scoliosis | |
S06E11 | 2008-12-15 | | The Devil's Lube | |
S06E10 | 2008-12-08 | | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | |
S06E09 | 2008-11-24 | | The Mooch At The Boo | |
S06E08 | 2008-11-17 | | Pinocchio's Mouth | |
S06E07 | 2008-11-10 | | Best H.O. Money Can Buy | |
S06E06 | 2008-11-03 | | It's Always Nazi Week | |
S06E05 | 2008-10-20 | | A Jock Strap In Hell | |
S06E04 | 2008-10-13 | | The Flavin' and the Mavin' | |
S06E03 | 2008-10-06 | | Damn You, Eggs Benedict | |
S06E02 | 2008-09-29 | | Pie Hole, Herb | |
S06E01 | 2008-09-22 | | Taterhead Is Our Love Child | |
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S05E19 | 2008-05-19 | | Waiting for the Right Snapper | |
S05E18 | 2008-05-12 | | If My Hole Could Talk | |
S05E17 | 2008-05-05 | | Fish in a Drawer | |
S05E16 | 2008-04-28 | | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty | |
S05E15 | 2008-04-21 | | Rough Night in Hump Junction | |
S05E14 | 2008-04-14 | | Winky-Dink Time | |
S05E13 | 2008-03-31 | | The Soil is Moist | |
S05E12 | 2008-03-24 | | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | |
S05E11 | 2008-03-17 | | Meander To Your Dander | |
S05E10 | 2007-11-26 | | Kinda Like Necrophilia | |
S05E09 | 2007-11-19 | | Tight's Good | |
S05E08 | 2007-11-12 | | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? | |
S05E07 | 2007-11-05 | | The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room | |
S05E06 | 2007-10-29 | | Help Daddy Find His Toenail | |
S05E05 | 2007-10-22 | | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat | |
S05E04 | 2007-10-15 | | City of Great Racks | |
S05E03 | 2007-10-08 | | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | |
S05E02 | 2007-10-01 | | Media Room Slash Dungeon | |
S05E01 | 2007-09-24 | | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom | |
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S04E24 | 2007-05-14 | | Prostitutes and Gelato | |
S04E23 | 2007-05-07 | | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin | |
S04E22 | 2007-04-30 | | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | |
S04E21 | 2007-04-23 | | Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous | |
S04E20 | 2007-04-16 | | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2) | |
S04E19 | 2007-04-09 | | Smooth as a Ken Doll (1) | |
S04E18 | 2007-03-19 | | It Never Rains in Hooterville | |
S04E17 | 2007-02-26 | | I Merely Slept with a Commie | |
S04E16 | 2007-02-19 | | Young People Have Phlegm Too | |
S04E15 | 2007-02-12 | | My Damn Stalker | |
S04E14 | 2007-02-05 | | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | |
S04E13 | 2007-01-22 | | Don't Worry, Speed Racer | |
S04E12 | 2007-01-08 | | Castrating Sheep in Montana | |
S04E11 | 2006-12-11 | | Walnuts and Demerol | |
S04E10 | 2006-11-27 | | Kissing Abraham Lincoln | |
S04E09 | 2006-11-20 | | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour | |
S04E08 | 2006-11-13 | | Release the Dogs | |
S04E07 | 2006-11-06 | | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | |
S04E06 | 2006-10-23 | | Apologies for the Frivolity | |
S04E05 | 2006-10-16 | | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility | |
S04E04 | 2006-10-09 | | A Pot Smoking Monkey | |
S04E03 | 2006-10-02 | | The Sea is a Harsh Mistress | |
S04E02 | 2006-09-25 | | Who's Vod Kanockers | |
S04E01 | 2006-09-18 | | Working for Caligula | |
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S03E24 | 2006-05-22 | | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite | |
S03E23 | 2006-05-15 | | Arguments for the Quickie | |
S03E22 | 2006-05-08 | | Just Once With Aunt Sophie | |
S03E21 | 2006-05-01 | | And the Plot Moistens | |
S03E20 | 2006-04-24 | | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | |
S03E19 | 2006-04-10 | | Golly Moses, She's A Muffin | |
S03E18 | 2006-03-20 | | The Spit-Covered Cobbler | |
S03E17 | 2006-03-13 | | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser | |
S03E16 | 2006-03-06 | | Ergo, The Booty Call | |
S03E15 | 2006-02-27 | | My Tongue is Meat | |
S03E14 | 2006-02-06 | | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | |
S03E13 | 2006-01-23 | | Humiliation is a Visual Medium | |
S03E12 | 2006-01-09 | | That Special Tug | |
S03E11 | 2005-12-19 | | Santa's Village of the Damned | |
S03E10 | 2005-11-28 | | Something Salted and Twisted | |
S03E09 | 2005-11-21 | | Madame and Her Special Friend | |
S03E08 | 2005-11-14 | | That Voodoo That I Do Do | |
S03E07 | 2005-11-07 | | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | |
S03E06 | 2005-10-24 | | Hi, Mr. Horned One | |
S03E05 | 2005-10-17 | | We Called It Mr. Pinky | |
S03E04 | 2005-10-10 | | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | |
S03E03 | 2005-10-03 | | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | |
S03E02 | 2005-09-26 | | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | |
S03E01 | 2005-09-19 | | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts | |
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S02E24 | 2005-05-23 | | Does This Smell Funny to You? | |
S02E23 | 2005-05-16 | | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | |
S02E22 | 2005-05-09 | | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | |
S02E21 | 2005-05-02 | | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | |
S02E20 | 2005-04-18 | | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | |
S02E19 | 2005-03-21 | | A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise | |
S02E18 | 2005-03-07 | | It Was Mame, Mom | |
S02E17 | 2005-02-21 | | Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! | |
S02E16 | 2005-02-14 | | Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? | |
S02E15 | 2005-02-07 | | Smell the Umbrella Stand | |
S02E14 | 2005-01-31 | | Those Big Pink Things with Coconut | |
S02E13 | 2005-01-17 | | Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair | |
S02E12 | 2005-01-03 | | A Lungful of Alan | |
S02E11 | 2004-12-13 | | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | |
S02E10 | 2004-11-29 | | The Salmon Under My Sweater | |
S02E09 | 2004-11-22 | | Yes, Monsignor | |
S02E08 | 2004-11-15 | | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | |
S02E07 | 2004-11-08 | | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | |
S02E06 | 2004-10-25 | | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance | |
S02E05 | 2004-10-18 | | Bad News from the Clinic | |
S02E04 | 2004-10-11 | | Go Get Mommy's Bra | |
S02E03 | 2004-10-04 | | A Bag Full of Jawea | |
S02E02 | 2004-09-27 | | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | |
S02E01 | 2004-09-20 | | Back Off Mary Poppins | |
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S01E24 | 2004-05-24 | | Can You Feel My Finger? | |
S01E23 | 2004-05-17 | | Just Like Buffalo | |
S01E22 | 2004-05-10 | | My Doctor has a Cow Puppet | |
S01E21 | 2004-05-03 | | No Sniffing, No Wowing | |
S01E20 | 2004-04-19 | | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | |
S01E19 | 2004-03-22 | | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember | |
S01E18 | 2004-03-01 | | An Old Flame With a New Wick | |
S01E17 | 2004-02-23 | | Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats | |
S01E16 | 2004-02-16 | | That Was Saliva, Alan (2) | |
S01E15 | 2004-02-09 | | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) | |
S01E14 | 2004-02-02 | | I Can't Afford Hyenas | |
S01E13 | 2004-01-12 | | Sarah Like Puny Alan | |
S01E12 | 2004-01-05 | | Camel Filters + Pheromones | |
S01E11 | 2003-12-15 | | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | |
S01E10 | 2003-11-24 | | Merry Thanksgiving | |
S01E09 | 2003-11-17 | | Phase One, Complete | |
S01E08 | 2003-11-10 | | Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot- | |
S01E07 | 2003-11-03 | | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | |
S01E06 | 2003-10-27 | | Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying M | |
S01E05 | 2003-10-20 | | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a H | |
S01E04 | 2003-10-13 | | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going t | |
S01E03 | 2003-10-06 | | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of | |
S01E02 | 2003-09-29 | | Big Flappy Bastards | |
S01E01 | 2003-09-22 | | Pilot | |