| episode | air date | countdown | title |
| S01E22 | 2012-04-17 | | I'm the Good Twin | |
| S01E21 | 2012-04-10 | | It's Called Improvising, Bitch! | |
| S01E20 | 2012-04-03 | | If You're Just an Evil Bitch then Get Over It | |
| S01E19 | 2012-03-27 | | Let's Kill Bridget! | |
| S01E18 | 2012-03-20 | | That Woman's Never Been a Victim Her Entire Li | |
| S01E17 | 2012-03-13 | | What We Have is Worth the Pain | |
| S01E16 | 2012-03-06 | | You're Way too Pretty to Go to Jail | |
| S01E15 | 2012-02-28 | | P.S. You're an Idiot | |
| S01E14 | 2012-02-21 | | Whores Don't Make That Much | |
| S01E13 | 2012-02-14 | | It's Easy to Cry When This Much Cash is Involv | |
| S01E12 | 2012-02-07 | | What Are You Doing Here, Ho-Bag? | |
| S01E11 | 2012-01-31 | | It Just Got Normal | |
| S01E10 | 2011-11-29 | | That's What You Get for Trying to Kill Me | |
| S01E09 | 2011-11-15 | | Shut Up and Eat Your Bologna | |
| S01E08 | 2011-11-08 | | Maybe We Can Get a Dog Instead? | |
| S01E07 | 2011-11-01 | | Oh Gawd, There's Two of Them? | |
| S01E06 | 2011-10-18 | | The Poor Kids Do It Everyday | |
| S01E05 | 2011-10-11 | | A Whole New Kind of Bitch | |
| S01E04 | 2011-10-04 | | It's Gonna Kill Me, But I'll Do It | |
| S01E03 | 2011-09-27 | | If You Ever Want a French Lesson... | |
| S01E02 | 2011-09-20 | | She's Ruining Everything | |
| S01E01 | 2011-09-13 | | Pilot | |
|
